A Blonde’s Year in Review

A Blonde’s Year in Review

go now * January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight * February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels …Helllooo!!! … bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!

careprost in canada * March
Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months… said “2-4 years!”

* April
Trapped on the Macy’s escalator for hours after the power went out!!

* May
Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions…..8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

* June
Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

* July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition ….. learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

* August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm … car swamped because soft- top was open.

* September
The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???

* October
Hate M&M’s…..they are so hard to peel.

* November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…..instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

* December
Couldn’t call 911…..”duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!

SOURCE:  Brain Candy

Posted by:  Blondie

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