Tiger to Trade Titleist for Trojans
Top Ten Reasons Tiger should trade his Titleist for Trojans
1. Despite all the wear and tear his 
putter still works well.
2. Although the list keeps growing he still appears to have enough lead left in his pencil to keep up his score card.
3. His last shot via text message appears to have landed him in the bunker and it’s been downhill from then on.
4. He’s gotten a hole in one on 
of the 
nine already and it is anticipated that by the end of the week he will be up to a hole in one on all 18 unfortunately it won’t be in golf.
5. He’s not that great anymore since someone finally beat him with a golf club….his wife!
6. He’s well endowed says Mindy Lawton so if the gloves a fit no need to quit.
7. Lately while playing golf he seems to be going 
Out-of-Bounds more often than not: This is the area which is outside of the course and which is often marked with white stakes.
8. Last time he tried to drive he got a Rub of the Green: A rub of the green is said to occur when a ball (in his case a car) which is in motion is accidentally deflected or stopped by an outside agency.
9. He has seven 
birdies on his score card and there’s not any reason for celebration!
10. He better get those clubs out of the house because Elin is no dummy she knows what a mulligan is and she’s not afraid to show him.
Holly Sampson Emmanuelle
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