Tag Archives: Humor

Hilarious Cat Video…Troubled Punkin has Issues

Meet Punkin aka Fatty Patty Ramblah on Facebook…She hates to be videoed or have her picture taken…Watch her nail her owner with a right hook!

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Worst Parking Job Ever, Video

Absolutely worst parking job ever… BMW driver bangs her car against a curb and two other vehicles trying to park…

Parking, Bad Parking Jobs, BMW, Funny

Watch Video Here

How to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Getting out of a Speeding TicketOfficer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

We're cracking up!Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet the lying s.o.b. Cop told you I was speeding, too!

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Blonde Joke of the Day: The Blonde Deputy

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. “Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “what is 1 and 1?” “Eleven,” she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but she’s right.”

Posted by:  BBParks

40 Things Guys Wished Girls Knew!

40 Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew

Posted by:  Kane Reed (Sports Writer)  A little out of my league but not gonna let this one slip by…..SO True…enjoy!

  • If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
  • Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up, put it down.
  • Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
  • Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
  • If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
  • Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
  • Don’t ask him what he’s thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.
  • Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.
  • Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
  • Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
  • Shopping is not sport.
  • Anything you wear is fine. Really.
  • You have enough clothes.
  • You have too many shoes.
  • Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
  • Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot!
  • Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
  • No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
  • Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
  • Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes – what makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
  • Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
  • A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
  • Your Mom doesn’t have to be our best friend.
  • Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
  • Check your oil.

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