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40 Things Guys Wished Girls Knew!

40 Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew Posted by:  Kane Reed (Sports Writer)  A little out of my league but not gonna let this one slip by…..SO True…enjoy! If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up, put it down. Don’t cut your hair. [...]

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Behind Blondie Park’s Joke of the Day…Blonde Needs a New TV

This blonde decides she needs a new tv so she goes to the electronic store. She finds the perfect tv. So she brings it to the counter and says “i would like to buy this tv” and the clerk said “I’m sorry, we don’t sale to blonde’s” So she goes home and dies her hair [...]

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Drunk Man Busted for Calling Police Cause He Was Hungry and In Need of A Ride

A  Florida man was arrested after he called 911 – not once, but twice – to complain he was hungry, authorities said Friday. Benjamin Dewer, 26, summoned the cops early Wednesday and when they arrived, he told them: “I need a ride to the park and I’m hungry.” Officers left but the ever-persistent Dewer phoned [...]

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Reuters Weekly Review Strange Stories

Mermaid hunt, cute baby giraffe, giant panda birthdays, and waiter racing. See Video Below Alleged Mermaid Sighting In Israel Locals and tourists in the Israeli town of have been flocking to the coast in hopes of a glimpse at a creature that most people believe only exist in fairy tales. HUMOR & STRANGE The alleged [...]

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A Blonde’s Year in Review

A Blonde’s Year in Review * January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight * February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels …Helllooo!!! … bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!! * March Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..box said “2-4 years!” * April Trapped on the Macy’s [...]

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Top 10 Most Stupid Questions People Usually Ask in Obvious Situations:

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on [...]

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Alleged Mermaid Sighting In Israel

Locals and tourists in the Israeli town of have been flocking to the coast in hopes of a glimpse at a creature that most people believe only exist in fairy tales. HUMOR & STRANGE The alleged mermaid, said to resemble a cross between a fish and a young girl, she only appears at sunset. It [...]

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