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Not too Bright One-liners!
These “not too bright” one-liners, can be used when you really don’t want to describe someone an idiot. But be careful – if someone is intelligent and you use one of these babies on them, you may end up with a black eye.
2. The light’s on but no one’s home.
3. Not the brightest bulb in the box.
4. A few screws short of a hardware store.
5. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
6. A few cards short of a deck.
7. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
8. About as sharp as a marble.
9. Only has one oar in the water.
10. Smart as a bag of rocks.
11. A burger short of a combo meal.
12. The elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
13. A few peas short of a casserole.
14. A few keys short of a keyboard.
15. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
16. The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
17. As smart as a stick.
18. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
20. Has an IQ of room temperature.
21. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
22. Not the brightest crayon in the box.
23. One twist short of a slinky.
24. Sharp as a sack of wet mice.
25. More numb than a frozen mukluk.
26. Not the sharpest crayon in the box
27. Not the sharpest tool in the shed
28. They are depriving some village of its idiot.
29. A few threads short of a sweater.
“All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” –Donald Trump,
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30. A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
31. Driveway doesn’t quite reach the road.
So now we know the rest of the story…
As we reported earlier…trouble actress…Lindsay Lohan claims that she plans to spend New Years in London…as for here celebration itinerary…a quiet dinner followed by a night in with just a few of “selected” friends.
According to sources…the latest updates about the “queen of Hollywood drama” who has reportedly been on the trail of boy-bander Max George…who just so happens to be in London and she wants to take part the British version of “Celebrity Big Brother.”
Sources deny her motives and have said they are “completely untrue.
According to TMZ, won’t be appearing in the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother.
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According to sources….she’s going to try and stay out of trouble…which means she will stay in…although it won’t guarantee a sober and legal free evening…it is the best alternative at this point and she thinks it might impress the judge on her probation revocation case….
Lohan…who is currently in London…says she plans a quiet dinner…followed by a small gathering of friends …by invitation only!
“Say no more than yes, and just make sure you surround yourself with good people.” Lindsay Lohan
Well we wish her the best of luck on her “uneventful New Years celebration….
It will be interesting to see if she can pull it off!
Perhaps this will be a first for her….the first New Years she remembers…Read More
Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is pissed and didn’t find the new trailer which was released on Friday for “Scary Movie 5″ very funny at all!
Lohan who is facing time in jail and is seeking the guidance of a “spiritual advisor” in hopes of changing her legal fate is claiming that the producers secretly and spitefully inserted an extra dig at her expense.
As The working script of “SM 5″ contains a scene where she screams bloody murder — and it’s revealed she’s just watching her film “Herbie: Full Loaded.” However, in the new trailer released Friday, it shows her screaming at a fake news clip of her probation being revoked instead.
According to sources…the change was never cleared by the actress although they assured her that any changes would require her approval. The joke about her “probation issues” was not approved and Lohan. She is claiming that the films producers are guilty of “breach of contract.” She plans to address this with her team.
Scheduled Release Date April 12 2013 (USA)
Despite her anger and allegations was spotted in NYC last night with her family celebrating her sister Ali’s 19th birthday and her brother Michael Jr. turned 25 the day before.
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I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back.
I think my biggest focus for myself is learning how to continue to get through the trauma that my father has caused in my life.
“Oh btw thanks Charlie!’ The worthless troubled actress Lindsay Lohan….finally sent actor Charlie Sheen a belated “thank you” card and flowers for his kind and generous $100k check which he gave her. “Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from.
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Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is who is facing time in jail and out of desperation…she is seeking the guidance of a “spiritual advisor” in hopes of changing her legal fate.
Lohan…who is facing 245 days in the slammer as a result of her recent probation revocation…is asking family friends and her “spiritual advisor” to write letters to the judge in hopes that it will sway the judge to order counseling rather than jail.
Lohan returns to court on January 25th.
If I can change bodies with anyone, it would be Britney Spears because how can you not like Britney Spears?
My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don’t want to put myself in the position where I’m in a monogamous relationship right now. I’m not dating just one person. ‘Sex and the City’ changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.
“Oh btw thanks Charlie!’ The worthless troubled actress Lindsay Lohan….finally sent actor Charlie Sheen a belated “thank you” card and flowers for his kind and generous $100k check which he gave her.