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UFO Over China

2009 Hottest Quarterback

Dallas Cowboy quarter back Tony Romo won Behind Blondie Parks HOTTEST quarter back who just recently made headlines for dumping Jessica Simpson the day before her birthday is now spoofing his endorsements.

Hottest NFL Quarterback…The Winner Is!

♦Jessica Simpson’s Family Concerned Her Split With Tony Romo♦

Henna Tattoo Leaves Boy Scarred for Life

A five-year-old boy from Queensland, Australia was left with a large, intricately detailed, dragon-shaped scar after a henna tattoo he received in Bali left him with a chemical burn. His parents fear that he may be scarred for life.  Read full story here

Obama Attack

“We can absorb a terrorist attack,” in an interview with Bob Woodward.

“Americans expect our President to do everything possible to defend the nation from attack.

We expect him to use every tool at his disposal to find, defeat, capture and kill terrorists.

We expect him to deter attacks by making clear to our adversaries that an attack on the United States will carry devastating consequences. Instead, President Obama is reported to have said, ‘We can absorb a terrorist attack.’ This comment suggests an alarming fatalism on the part of President Obama and his administration. Once again the President seems either unwilling or unable to do what it takes to keep this nation safe. The President owes the American people an explanation.”

2010 Most Beautiful People

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People Magazine’s 2009 Sexiest Man Alive

Johnny Depp

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Celebrities that Gained Weight

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Perched upon Marpo Ri hill, 130 meters above the Lhasa valley, the Potala Palace rises a further 170 meters and is the greatest monumental structure in all of Tibet. In 637 Emperor Songtsen Gampo decided to build this palace on a hill, and the structure stood until the seventeenth century, when it was incorporated into the foundations of the greater buildings still standing today. Construction of the present palace began in 1645 during the reign of the fifth Dalai Lama and by 1648 the Potrang Karpo, or White Palace, was completed. The Potrang Marpo, or Red Palace, was added between 1690 and 1694; its construction required the labors of more than 7000 workers and 1500 artists and craftsman. The Potala Palace was only slightly damaged during the Tibetan uprising against the invading Chinese in 1959. Unlike most other Tibetan religious structures, it was not sacked by the Red Guards during the 1960s and 1970s. As a result, all the chapels and their artifacts are very well preserved. (Photo by MC)

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Worlds 10 Biggest and Most Amazing Holes

In 2007, a 300 foot deep sinkhole swallowed a dozen homes in Guatemala – killing 2 and causing thousands to be evacuated. The sinkhole was caused by rains and an underground sewage flow.

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100 Super Cars

ShareSaudi Arabia is one of the richest countries in the world, where people practically live on “Oil Wells”. Everybody needs oil and so on they get cash inflows from the world. People their own beautiful cars and its like spending a drop from its ocean.

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Danielle Staub

Bravo is cleaning house. The network announced Monday that Danielle Staub, the fire-starter on “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” would not be returning to the show. Throughout the tumultuous second season, Staub enraged Caroline Manzo, her sister-in-law Jacqueline Laurita and family friend Teresa Giudice, though Staub seemed to make amends at the end of Monday’s reunion episode….Read full story and more at The Huffington Post

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Flat Abs in 30 Days!

“Nutrition is king,” she says. “Cardio and circuit training are queen.” We asked her to outline how you can get better abs in 30 days by implementing an easy-to-follow cardio and muscle-building routine and adopting good nutrition habits. (We know. No one said this would be easy.) Follow these tips and, within weeks, you’ll notice a pleasant difference in your midriff.  Read more here

Where’s the Fashion Police When ya Need Them?

Venus, 30, who designs and sells her own clothing line, EleVen, has raised eyebrows in the past – like at the Australian Open, when her flesh-colored panties had fans wondering if she was going commando.

“She may have found the answer to improving tennis television ratings. She says, ‘Boo-tay.’ We say, ‘Boo,’” sniffed fashion critics at BET.com.

At the French Open, a see-through black lacy cabaret number had tongues wagging.

“This outfit was supposed to be about New York. It’s like bursts of fireworks,” she said of her latest selection.  Return to Behind Blondie Park

PHOTO GALLERY: BETHANY BENZ

Jenny Thompson PHOTO

Fresh allegations broke tonight in the Sunday tabloids that Wayne Rooney has been seeing a prostitute called Jennifer Thompson. It’s not the first time Rooney has been caught out paying for sex, but who is the woman behind the story?  Return to Behind Blondie Park

Morgan Haley “The Bikini Bandit” (archive)

Sorry no pictures of the actual bikini bandit in action. Just a mug shot of Morgan Haley which is not too much to write home about. Good enough to blog about I guess. Haley decided to do a little car jacking and then armed robbery, all in her bikini. She forced a woman and kids out of their car and then drove it to a local business in good old SOUTHAVEN, Miss. and told them she had a gun and was robbing them.  Read full story and more here

Do you eat sitting on the toilet?

ARCHIVE – Well in Taiwan they do!  Yummy, a toilet themed restaurant where you can eat a desert called “bloody poop” (strawberry sundae) and other disgustingly named foods.  Read more here

Ten Laws that Prove the World is Nuts

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)  Read more here

Top 10 Traitors in US History

During the height of the Vietnam war in 1972, film starlet Jane Fonda visited North Vietnam and shilled for the North Vietnamese government, screeching that American prisoners of war (POWs) were being treated humanely. She then went on to condemn all US soldiers as “war criminals”. On hearing that many POWs claimed to have been tortured, Fonda denounced them as “liars”. She encountered no legal or professional repercussions upon her return to the US, but claims to deeply regret her actions today. How nice for her.  Read more here

15 Facts You May Not Know

1. Mozart, ever the comedian, wrote a piece of music in 1782 for six voices called “lick me in the ass” (“Leck mich im Arsch”) or more colloquially “kiss my ass”. You can listen to a recording of it in the youtube clip above. For the more technically minded musicians amongst you, it is K. 231 (K. 382c). He also wrote a piece called “Lick my ass until it is nice and clean” (K.233/382d). Despite the risk of shocking you all, here are the lyrics to the second song.  Read more here

Top Ten Worst Trends

A fad refers to a fashion that becomes popular in a culture relatively quickly, but loses popularity dramatically. Some fads may come back if another generation finds out about it and gets interested in it. This is a list of the worst of them.  Read full story and more here

40 Amazing Before and After Photo Retouching Photos

Models and celebrities always look stunning with their flawless skins on magazine and album covers. Photoshop not only can do enhancements to poorly shot photographs, but also able to turn an ordinary person into someone with superstar qualities.  See photos here

Worlds Smartest Man

Many would consider South Korean born Kim Ung-young as the smartest person in the world. Where Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking measured in with an IQ of 160, Kim clocked in at a record breaking IQ of 210. His resume of scholarly feats is just as impressive as his IQ….Read more here

Most Disturbing Relationship Ever

A grandson may spend “quality” time with his grandmother but no one would EVER expect him to fall in love.  72-year old Pearl Carter, claims to be madly in love with her 26-year old grandson, Phil Bailey.  According to sources, the pair is expecting their first child together via a surrogate.  Read full story and more here

Look If You Dare

WebUrbanist has covered everything from abandoned wonders of the world to the illicit art of exploring deserted places. These thirty-three core articles cover hundreds of abandoned buildings, vehicles, towns and cities from around the world – highly organized, summarized and collected for the very first time. Consider this our must-bookmark essential guide to the world of haunting abandoned places and daring urban exploration.  Read full story and more here

Insane Waterslide ….OMG….see photo here